Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to a...
This afternoon I decided I would just put up what I have now for you guys. It isn't nearly everything that I wanted to update before I opened it for ...
Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anyone else. - Heywood Broun When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane. - Hermann ...
I feel like I am getting near the completion of the profiles right now and wanted to make a quick article about what I plan to do. For the most part, ...
A man's silence is wonderful to listen to. - Thomas Hardy Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn They certainly give very str...
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter Americans detest all lies except l...
The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops...
Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied, writing columns for newspapers. - Jimmy Breslin I have come to believe th...
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Beca...
Upon discovering this comic book quote I just had to share it. Lex Luthor:I have just one question. Joker: Yes lamb chop what is it? Lex Luthor: Do...